Share the luuuuuve with Lisa B...

Share the luuuuuve with Lisa B...

Sorry I'm all in a ditz cause the one,the only St. Valentines Day....

I102104 is getting a lovie feel too and the queen B Lisa Brady is gonna give one lucky person a little bonus of...a trip worth 1000 euro....maw a trip? I said but ah well better than no trip...or no 1000 euro.
Anyways while snooping around on Mz Bs bebo page I cam across this lil beauty...:

16 things not to say to a DJ

1.PLAY SOMETHING GOOD,SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
The DJ has to play for more than one person so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to,one way or another.

2.WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"
Get real! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT!

3.I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS............
PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. We have to put up with rooms full of smelly people and loud music levels all night long... Do us a favour and DON'T give us a rendition of your favorite song, however good you might think you are, Keep the mobile in your pocket too, Trying to play a ringtone from your phone to the DJ, is completely pointless, we dont need to hear the newest chipmunk remix of a recent top 40 hit, in order for you to look like you have a grasp of good music.

4.EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
OK,you just polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.

5.EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in your theory!

6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
Why settle for one night? Buy the CD and get laid for a whole month!

7.I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
The ONLY people who can get away with that statement Pays the DJ!

8.WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
It's a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to recite the name of every record in the box!

9.NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
It's NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway)! HOWEVER, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement!

10.PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
If you're gonna leave after I play it, why shouldn't I wait until the very last song so you can stay all night!

11.DO A BIT OF DJ'ING MYSELF!
So.. Why aren't you out working tonight?

12.I'VE A SET OF DECKS AT HOME..
Do ya think i care about your 'Home mix' from argos? or your decks that you make badly mixed tapes for your friends from your bedroom? Nope, Dont care.. Nor do the people you share the club with

13.GIMME THE MIC - I WANNA DO SOME MC'ING
You are NOT Eminem, If you wanna rap - approach a club that permits it, in its music policy, like a hip hop club, Do a DR Dre song on karaoke night, or else just do it in the confines of your own bedroom, after all, yer probably just gonna shout something completely illiterate like 'OY, OY, OY f***in OY!'

14.PLAY DIRTY DANCING!! (love this one!)
What? Do u mean the whole cd soundtrack?
Or do you mean, 'Hungry eyes', or 'I've had the time of my life' or even the Bruce Channel 60's Classic 'Hey baby' of which there is a DJ OTZI remake? - Yer clearly a fan of the movie - Why dont you know the songs? the titles appear on the credits at the end - may i suggest, you watch til the credits finish.
Yer not at a wedding.. so please request non-wedding type songs that comply to the strictly- enforced-by-the-DJ music policy of the venue.

15.WHY WONT YOU PLAY MY SONG?
It probably doesnt fit into the Music policy, or, its just a terrible song, its just played it a short time ago, or it's going to be played at a later, more appropriate time,

16. ONE MORE TUNE!
Get a grasp of the time! The DJ is quitting, not because he 'feels like it', but because he has to comply to the rules placed by the club within the restraints of the law.
Shouting 'ONE MORE TUNE!' is not big, clever or hard - If you are the one that starts the chant.. then ye look like an idiot. No self respecing DJ is going to give you one more tune, for you to shout it again as soon as the tune is over - Finish that WKD, Your taxi awaits..




Kinda funny....
Cause I love discos and am so peeded off that Guru Josh Project is playing nearby but Im not 13 yet!
Anyways...I shall give you an account of my day but....
Next post as this is getting kind long now...